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Table of Contents:
David Letterman and the Mc Rib
Rosie O'Donnell discusses Mc Ribs
McRib on a College Exam
Mc Mouse Sandwich?
The Late Show Top Ten List:
Things Elvis Would Say if He Came Back Today 
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10. "I've been dead 20 years, and I still look better than Keith Richards"
9. "What do you know? The Jets still suck"
8. "I'm hungry -- is there are any food stuck in my sideburns?"
7. "I can't believe I missed the McRib Sandwich!"
6. "Who's this 'Richard Simmons,' and why's he keep trying to hug me?" 
5. "I've been dead 20 years, you moron -- of course I want fries with that!"
4. "Heaven was great until that freaky bastard Tiny Tim showed up"
3. "That Letterman punk's on the TV -- where's my revolver?"
2. "I haven't been dead -- I've been starring in a series on CBS"
1. "Lisa Marie married who?"
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Apparently, to Dave, McRib= Comedy.
Here's Another:
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The Late Show Top Ten List:
Surprises in Clinton's State of the Union Address
As presented on the 01/23/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. When he introduced a few ladies in the audience that he's nailed
9. Every time Gore led a round of applause, Clinton tossed him a herring
8. His liberal use of the F-word
7. When Ted Kennedy got up to go to the bathroom, President Clinton said "We'll wait"
6. The surprise walk-on by Tony Randall (Tony walks on)
5. When Newt gave the President the finger
4. When Clinton admitted he was the one who installed the Vietnamese sex swing in the Lincoln bedroom
3. Gave the movie "Biodome" a thumbs-up
2. If re-elected, would bring back the McRib Sandwich
1. Unveiled plan to extend health care benefits to convicted First Ladies
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"The Rosie O'Donnell Show"
A portion of the transcript of the interview with Thora Birch.
Aired on Thursday, August 15, 1996. 

Rosie O'Donnell: I saw her in the movie Paradise and I though she should have been nominated for an Academy Award. She's been in Patriot Games, Hocus Pocus and the movie Now and Then with me. She's got a new movie coming out called Alaska and
she's only 14. Please welcome Thora Birch. 
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T.B.: And, uh, I was a pickle fanatic when I was a kid. 
R.O.: Right. 
T.B.: So, I thought that, oh, you know, I would just be oh-so-cool on the set eating pickles all day. By the end of the day, they had to
bring out this little bucket so at the end of the commercials I could spit it out! 
R.O.: You know what, Thora? I did a commercial for McDonald's' -- a place that I eat regularly and love the food from -- but I had to
do it for, like, hours for that McRib Sandwich for The Flintstones, dressed as Betty Rubble. 
T.B.: Oh my gosh! 
R.O.: And I had the same thing, Thora. I took a bite, I went like, you know, "Betty Rubble loves the McRib Sandwich. Hee, hee,
hee, hee, hee!" 
[Thora laughs] 
R.O.: And what they didn't see was, as soon as they said 'cut' I went "Puh!" 
[Rosie pretends to spit out a sandwich] 
R.O.: Because, like, for twelve hours you have to eat the sandwich. And then they, "Make sure your left pinky is down, and move
your thumb up, and don't smush the lettuce, and if you. . ." It's a lot of -- 
T.B.: And it's like, "And smile big now!". 
R.O.: That's right.
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Here's a weird one.  Apparently this is a college exam question. I comes from:
http://socrates.berkeley.edu/~jlatto/es10.htmlES10
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Introduction to Environmental Science
  Spring 1998
   Lecturer: John Latto
  Which of the following statements is libelous? 
McDonalds advertising unfairly exploits children - A judge ruled this was not libelous 
McDonalds destroys rain forests - an outrageous libel 
Demand for cheap beef by food outlets such as McDonalds helps promote rain forest destruction in Central America - McDonalds have had to admit that this is true. 
I think McDonalds burgers are tasteless - personal opinion, no libel there. 
McDonalds food items may contain McMouse parts - a true story so no libel there (I believe it was a McRib sandwich). 
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Mouse parts?  Bring 'em on. 
If that's the secret ingredient in the beloved McRib, so be it! 
Here's more on that topic:
Source: http://www.enviroweb.org/mcspotlight 
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Have I Got News for You is a popular satirical British show. Shown weekly on BBC2 its irreverent view of current affairs often brings it into controversy, as evidenced by this rib tickling excerpt from one of their shows, on McDonald's and McLibel. The show has been running for over 4 years.  Here's some quotes:
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The E Coli bacteria in a McDonald's restaurant was said by the Department of Health to be responsible for a major outbreak of food poisoning in Preston. McDonald's took immediate action by renaming it the "E. coli McBacteria".
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In 1989 McDonald's apologized to a customer who found a nematode worm in his Filet-O-Fish, although they insisted that the worm was perfectly harmless because it was dead. Presumably because it had eaten some E Coli bacteria.
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In 1992, Eric Schneider took a big bite out of the "McRib" he'd just bought and discovered he was eating the rear end of a mouse.
There's a difference at McDonald's you won't enjoy.
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